Hello there! My name is Timmy and I'm here to tell you kids all about how I, an orange cat, am way better than all those other lame cats with the freaky colors!

First off, I just plain old look cuter! If you can't see that then maybe you ought to check with a eye doctor or something!

And Secondly orange cats are better. Other cats can get sick and die a lot easier than orange cats.

So when you go to get your next cat get an orange one!

NEXT MONTH: Timmy talks about gun control